The other night I tweeted about a weird/awesome dream I had:
Dreamt that they had cloned raptors in the 90s to film Jurassic Park, and they got out and terrorized some Taco Bells in the Midwest.
— matt smyczynski (@StanManX) January 3, 2016
I actually woke up thinking I needed to Google velociraptor attacks on Taco Bells so I knew which ones were dangerous.
— matt smyczynski (@StanManX) January 3, 2016
The velociraptors had basically just settled inside the Taco Bells and the employees learned to work around them.
— matt smyczynski (@StanManX) January 3, 2016
The velociraptors were actually pretty easy to get along with — they mostly kept to themselves, eating ground beef and occasionally poking their heads into the kitchen to roar at employees and customers. They figured out pretty quick that if they didn’t eat the humans, the humans would feed them, I think. Also, they were reproducing in these Taco Bells, but they were doing so at a sustainable rate.
I love my subconscious.